Sunday, November 7, 2010

Elmer Fudd ire from the mailbag

A person under the pseudonym MAGA [sic] PISSED OFF foams at the mouth in an incomprehensible epileptic fit of anger writes,
Sender's name: MAGA PISSED OFF
Sender's Email: *************@yahoo.com.au

you guy's are fucking Nazi ,communists fuck all of you. You're nothing but money loving cunt's , who know nothing about Jesus. the only thing you guy's are good for is getting fucked in the ass. Why don't you go and jump off a cliff and make us all happy. Jesus loves you, but i think your a good for nothing cunt. go get raped by Satan fuckers. He died for you and you treat him like this ? You don't deserve he's love.
It's true -- Jesus/God/religion does bring out the best in people.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Hail Mary

Hail Mary, full of grace, won't you sit upon my face? Let me kiss your sacred clit; rejoicing in the taste of it. Holy Mary, lady of sorrow, chaste today but not tomorrow. Yet radiant with amazing grace, if you will but sit on my face.Uncyclopedia

The Hail Mary is a traditional Catholic Marian prayer. A purpose of this prayer is wishful thinking by appealing to Mary, who then mediates to Yahweh on the Christian's behalf! Although there is no credible evidence for the efficacy of this prayer when used for intercession, it is believed that the prayer may be more effective when recited repetitively; analogous to a spoiled child repeating a request until their petition is met. Anal beads may be used to keep track of repetitions. Each bead represents one repetition, and may be no larger than one inch in diameter. The use of lubricant with the anal beads diminishes the sincerity of the petitioner, and therefore may reduce the efficacy of their incantations.