Hail Mary, full of grace, won't you sit upon my face? Let me kiss your sacred clit; rejoicing in the taste of it. Holy Mary, lady of sorrow, chaste today but not tomorrow. Yet radiant with amazing grace, if you will but sit on my face.Uncyclopedia
The Hail Mary is a traditional Catholic Marian prayer. A purpose of this prayer is wishful thinking by appealing to Mary, who then mediates to Yahweh on the Christian's behalf! Although there is no credible evidence for the efficacy of this prayer when used for intercession, it is believed that the prayer may be more effective when recited repetitively; analogous to a spoiled child repeating a request until their petition is met. Anal beads may be used to keep track of repetitions. Each bead represents one repetition, and may be no larger than one inch in diameter. The use of lubricant with the anal beads diminishes the sincerity of the petitioner, and therefore may reduce the efficacy of their incantations.
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ReplyDeleteAnd if the prayer isn't answered, Christians still interpret that as an answered prayer, because it was God's will not to grant it. So why bother with intercessory prayer in the first place? It's all a subconscious ploy to get off fucking themselves with anal beads by praying, without committing the self-indulgent "sin" of masturbation. Those poor Christians jump through the most amazing hoops to delude themselves.
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